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An ode to Christmas

Written by: Floriduh Orange

T’was the night before Christmas,
and old Santa was pissed,
As he cursed out the elves,
he threw down his list,
“Miserable brats!… ungrateful little jerks!
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
instead of ‘Thanks, Santa’, what do I hear?

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